2 cowboys come across an Indian lyin on his stomach with an ear to the ground. One of the Cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that there Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first guy, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture in wagon."

"Astoning!" says the cowboy to his friend.
"This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Truly amazing!!!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Yep, f***ing ran over me about a half hour ago."