What do you call an attractive woman in Russia?
A tourist.

An Irish girl was stopped for speeding and taken to the Police Station. The policeman stood up and unzipped his fly and the girl cried out,
'Oh no, not another breathalyser test!'

How do Greek mothers teach their children to put on their underwear?
Yellow to the front, brown to the back.

Why do Aussie's wear shorts?
To keep their brains cool

An Australian gentleman is a man who gets out of the bath to piss in the sink.