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Redneck TerminologyBarium - What the undertaker does to 'em Benign - What a child be after they be eight. Cauterize - To have gotten noticed by a woman. Cyst = To give someone in need a helpin' hand. Dilate - It sure beats dyin' early. Impotent - Significant and distinguished. Node - To have been acquainted with someone Pap Smear - To insult or belittle your own father. Pathology - The study of trails. Rectum - Crashed 'em and totaled 'em. Tumor - Not just one more. X-Rayed - For adult audiences only.
Ba Ba Black SheepClem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Jed. "Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."
Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.
Tricky, TrickyIf a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?
Redneck On VacationYou might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area.
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