Redneck Terminology

Barium - What the undertaker does to 'em
once the doctors are through with 'em.

Benign - What a child be after they be eight.

Cauterize - To have gotten noticed by a woman.

Cyst = To give someone in need a helpin' hand.

Dilate - It sure beats dyin' early.

Impotent - Significant and distinguished.

Node - To have been acquainted with someone
in the past.

Pap Smear - To insult or belittle your own father.

Pathology - The study of trails.

Rectum - Crashed 'em and totaled 'em.

Tumor - Not just one more.

X-Rayed - For adult audiences only.

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