On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and
asked, 'Honey, do you remember this?'

He looked up from his newspaper and said; 'Yes dear, I do. You wore that
same negligee the night we were married'

She said, 'Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?'

He nodded and said 'Yes dear, that night I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck
the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.'

She giggled and said; 'That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years
later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?'

He looked her up and down and said; 'Mission Accomplished.'